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Sheldon	suspects: A clean desk is a sign of a clutter drawer.
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Sheldon	suggests: When all else fails, manipulate the data.
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Sheldon	suggests: if at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Sheldon	reviews day’s itinerary: exercise, shower, work, meeting, work, plot world takeover, execute world takeover, cocktails.
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Sheldon	offers: Don’t feel bad! Plenty of people have no talent.
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Sheldon	must. have. chocolate. NOW.
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Sheldon	learns: never lay glazed donuts on your mouse pad.
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