Sheldon
isn’t bossy, I just know what you should be doing
Sheldon
is multitasking (also known as screwing up several things at once!)
Sheldon
:Sarcasm is just one more service that I offer!
Sheldon
wonders: why can’t I get this work assignment started? Hmm.. doesn’t ice cream sound good? I’ll just go pick so up now. In Vermont.
Sheldon
warns: I haven’t had my coffee yet. Don’t make me kill you.
Sheldon
wants patience… AND I WANT IT NOW!!!
Sheldon
thinks of all the time we could save if we didn’t have to say “hello” and “how are you” to.
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