Sheldon
will go ape shit on your ass.
Sheldon
will Ro-Sham-Bo your ass to the grave, Bitch!
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Sheldon
is sporting wood. Tennis, anyone?
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Sheldon
threw the baby out with the bathwater, and now has child welfare all up in my bidness!!
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Sheldon
doesn’t smoke marijuana unless there’s a damn good reason, for example, whenever uncomfortable feelings arise.
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Sheldon
has absolutely no regrets…except, of course the time I mooned that bus full of nuns on a drunken dare. I mean, I might just take that one back if I could.
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Sheldon
is fairly certain that I’m smarter than a fifth grader – particularly those born with a learning disorder or an in-utero crack addiction.
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