Sheldon
likes my men like she likes my coffee-- ground up into tiny pieces and stewed in boiling water.
Sheldon
is thinking about having a sex change operation and is currently seeking qualified physicians.
Sheldon
is running out of places to hide the bodies.
Sheldon
is over-stressed and under-sexed.
Sheldon
is now accepting farm animals!
Sheldon
is not wearing pants.
Sheldon
is having sex with Ed McMahon, and its surprisingly hot.

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