Sheldon
is experiencing a very disturbing senior moment – anyone know a tested remedy for adult diaper rash?
- Maestro
Sheldon
hasn’t changed my underwear in at least three days
- Maestro
Sheldon
hopes to come back in the next life with a Pomeranian, an appreciation for opera and/or a flare for design.
- Maestro
Sheldon
knows a whole lot more about taxidermy than is probably good for me.
- Maestro
Sheldon
suspects several people are talking shit about me...right at this very moment!!
- Maestro
Sheldon
knows the difference between political satire and just plain being an asshole.
- King
Sheldon
is trying out my new home colonoscopy kit.
- King
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