Sheldon
thinks her job sucks harder than a hooker with a vacuum.
- Lyn
Sheldon
wouldnt be caught dead with a necropheliac
- Nick
Sheldon
thinks life is nothing like a box of chocolates. It's more like a turd souffle.
- Benjy
Sheldon
hugs trees. And prostitutes.
Sheldon
bets that George Washington frequently had wood.
- Spike
Sheldon
advises: What happens in Vegas can be cured in Kaiser.
- Spike
Sheldon
says: Hakuna Matata, bitches!
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