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Sheldon	is very receptive to compliments today.
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Sheldon	is NOT paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this???
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Sheldon	is heavily medicated for your safety.
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Sheldon	is drama free.
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Sheldon	has turned my life around. I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I’m miserable and depressed.
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Sheldon	has yet to determine a reasonable motive for waking up.
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Sheldon	has noticed that STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Coincidence? I think not!
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