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Sheldon	is quite officially, unmistakably very questionable right now - tom
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Sheldon	An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw it precisely. - Benjy
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Sheldon	is testing the boundaries of String Theory.
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Sheldon	is status quo - paul Green
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Sheldon	needs more cowbell.
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Sheldon	realizes that unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.
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Sheldon	came, I saw, I quit!
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