Sheldon
speaks softly and carries a big stick. But then, I’ve always been a little different!
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Sheldon
is pretty damn adorable, don’t you think??
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Sheldon
thinks love is a many splendored thing… when its not being confused with guilt, financial manipulation and reckless domination.
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Sheldon
believes the cat’s got my tongue. I need to stop sleeping with my mouth open.
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Sheldon
is in between a rock and a hard place… and geez, my claustrophobia is REALLY kicking in. Anyone got a Xanax?
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Sheldon
has been feeling over the hill lately, but is coming to realize that it’s so much easier traveling downhill!
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Sheldon
has fallen and can’t get up, but discovered in the process that the carpet can really use a good vacuuming. Yet another silver lining!
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