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Sheldon	asks: What WOULDN’T Jesus do?
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Sheldon	asks: Please forgive me, I was raised by wolves.
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Sheldon	asks: If you must undress me with your eyes, please fold my clothes neatly.
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Sheldon	asks: If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Sheldon	always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Sheldon	admits: Obviously, the intervention didn’t work out.
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Sheldon	admits: Fortunately, the collapse of civilization hasn’t particularly affected my lifestyle.
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