Sheldon
is just a big, hairy, winning machine
Sheldon
is publically announcing that I am the Messiah, after much speculation by the local police, EMTs and my psychiatric team. Let the healing begin!
- Maestro
Sheldon
firmly believes global warming is a government hoax.
- Maestro
Sheldon
was voted most likely to accept a high-stakes bribe.
- Maestro
Sheldon
is on the scene, like a dancing machine.
- Maestro
Sheldon
plays well with others… unless, of course, there are big bucks on the line. Then its every man for himself!
- Maestro
Sheldon
is wondering why we can’t all just get along!
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