Sheldon
has an intense desire to return to the womb.
Sheldon
hangs out with all the right wrong people.
Sheldon
feels all warm and fuzzy inside, like I swallowed a kitten.
Sheldon
drives much to fast to worry about cholesterol.
Sheldon
dreams of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Sheldon
doesn't get even, I get odder.
Sheldon
doesn’t pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?

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