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Sheldon	is now a hugger. - Spike
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Sheldon	just flew in from Disneyland and boy are my ears tired. - Spike
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Sheldon	warns: Socrates was a teacher, he talked a lot, they killed him. - Spike
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Sheldon	is like God's most beautiful mistake.
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Sheldon	will come at you like a spider monkey.
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Sheldon	is omnipotent.
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Sheldon	says: if you 'aint first, you'er last!
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