Sheldon
is just another manic Monday
Sheldon
is on a collision course with reality.
Sheldon
recalls: of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
- Spike
Sheldon
realizes if I didn’t have a job, I could get so much work done.
- Spike
Sheldon
insists: I’m not fat, I’m just short for my weight.
- Spike
Sheldon
insists: I’m not as dumb as I cook.
- Spike
Sheldon
knows you’re family when you hold the power to embarrass somebody.
- Spike
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